What Jesus And Tim Howard Have In Common

I heard this one from a friend...

Q: What's the difference between Tim Howard and Jesus?
A: Jesus had 11 guys he could trust…

I loved it, but felt there was another approach that could be taken.

Try this one on for size...

Q: What do Jesus and Tim Howard have in common?
A: Both worked with a team, but it ended up a solo project.

Alternative answers wait like low-hanging fruit... Such as...

A2: They were both good at saving.
A3: ...but both had to die before it was over.

And for this soccer fan, there's always the hope that resurrection will figure in the future for USA at the World Cup.

Of course, anyone who knows me knows I hate it when sports becomes a religion. So this is all very tongue-in-cheek.

But it proves I do have a sports bone in my body, after all.


[For extra credit... and this will only make sense to Monty Python fans.]

Q: What does the 2014 World Cup US Soccer team have in common with Monty Python's King Arthur?

A: Both enlisted the aid of a wizard named Tim while seeking to obtain a precious cup.

Ba-da-dum.

I made that one up all by myself!